There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
JACK: Hey, good lookin’.
DEAN: Sorry, pal. Not my type.
JACK: Not your type? Blue eyes, long coat, unspeakably old and a little bit immortal? I’m your type on legs, big boy.
Nope. Greatest cross-fiction ship in the history of ships.
This is the most unsinkable of ships. But not like “Titanic” unsinkable. Like actually.
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
i caN’T BREATHE
NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’
but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.
“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’? YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA. I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.”
I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU
“You said to babysit. I have taken the baby, and sat myself upon him. I do not understand your dismay.”
Literally all of this post. XD
loki and horse jokes will NEVER GET OLD I SWEARkjghdfkjg
This is so wrong in so many ways
This is so right in so many ways
A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-forth between a subscriber and a customer service representative is indeed real.
I knew what the audio was gonna be, but I clicked play anyway.
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